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Tracy makes her closing argument

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Last week, Nate politely declined Tracy’s generous invitation to join her and help represent the store at the Customer Service Conference.

Today’s Comic

Tracy makes her closing argument!

Money! My only weakness!

It’s been a hell of a week.

I'll be honest, it feels weird posting my silly little comic when so many of us are still reeling and agonizing over the future. But maybe that's when people need fun and stupid distractions the most.

I won't pontificate here, but just know that I am resigned to continue bringing you this raunchy little romcom until the Morality Police come and pry the stylus out of my hands.

We’ll have another Extra post on Monday. Until then, get some rest, drink some water, and take care of yourself and your people.

Transcript:¹

1. [Nate walking away from register toward aisles as Tracy leans on her elbows on the conveyor belt]
Nate: Oh, well that makes it so much better.
Tracy (smug): You've never traveled for work before, have you? It's actually a pretty sweet deal.

Tracy: They give us mileage, pay for our meals and give us hotel rooms. And they're not rat's nests either. Decent ones!

(Nate considers this blankly)

Tracy: Think about it! You'll get out of Long Point, and you won't have to deal with customers. And all you have to do is listen to some bigwigs blather about effective scheduling practices.

Nate: Well, uh, I... guess that sounds OK. I'll consider it.

(Tracy wears a self-satisfied smile, while Nate looks frustrated/defeated)
Tracy: Did I mention you get to be on the clock the whole time?
Nate: SHIT.
Nate: ...when do we leave