Face to Face | Page 12: Distress

Tracy makes her move. Plus, extra art!

Re-Tread

Last time, Tracy was looking a little too devious for comfort.

Today’s Comic

So, what did she do with that tie?

Yikes!

Happy New Year To Everyone But Jesse

I’m sorry you had to see that. For a palate cleanser, here’s a drawing I did of Rose kicking off the New Year. I debated on whether I wanted to include this in the newsletter since it’s a little suggestive, but it’s probably not as bad as what you just witnessed.

I hope you prosper as much as possible in the coming year. My New Year’s resolution is to survive (out of spite.)

See you all next Thursday!

Transcript

[Alan. the CEO of Food Baron, stands in front of a screen showing financial information as he speaks]
Alan: ...and it's only because of the people in this room that we're able to continue these EBITDA improvements year over year.

[Nate is sitting in the audience, looking concerned at the empty seat next to him.]
Alan (off-screen): When I took over as CEO, we were frankly in distress. We barely cleared a profit in that first year.

[Jesse is wandering onto the stage behind Alan with his pants down, wearing his tie as a blindfold]
Alan: But it's your dedication to the five Food Baron val...

[Close up: Jesse is fully on the stage now, pants down, nudity obscured by a mosaic censor, stumbing around. Sound effects read "GASP" and "AAAH!!"]
Jesse: Where'd you go, baby? 
Jesse: Little fuckin' cocktease.

[Two Food Baron employees, one serious and one smirking, have tackled Jesse and are dragging him off stage. He struggles with his pants still around his ankles.]

[Tracy sits in the previously empty seat next to Nate with a satisfied smile. Nate is stunned, looking impressed and a bit scared]
Alan [O.S.]: ..wow. Sorry about that, folks. Looks like somebody's a little too PASSIONATE about customer service.
SFX: HA HA HA HA